If you had a warning label, what would it say?

 

Lynn
Library Director

Keep out of direct sunlight.
 

Julie
Business Manager

Sometimes brutally truthful.
 

Ashley
Circulation Librarian

Warning: Explosive Device
 

Chris
Adult Reference Librarian

Not responsible for malfunction due to misuse.
 

Matthew
Teen Librarian

Warning: This person may spontaneously talk about history.
 

Rhonda
Children's Librarian

Caution: Approach with chocolate on hand.
 

Candice
Catalog Librarian

CAUTION: HOT!
 

Regina
Catalog Librarian

Caution: Flips out at the sight of a mouse.
 

Kristen
Adult Programmer

Approach with caution before 8:00 a.m.
 

Sara
Children's Programmer

Warning: May randomly reply in movie quotes.
 

Jenny
Circulation Assistant

Special contents. Special handling required.
 

Meghan
Circulation Assistant

Warning: Contains puns.
 

Shayna
Circulation Assistant

Warning: Salt added.
 

Blair
Read 'n' Feed Assistant

Hyperactive. Stay away.

 
 
 
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